dingleberry

dingleberry
1. (dingleberry) (4968↑, 1722↓)
A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

My wife tells me that I need to wipe my ass better because my dingleberries are making my underware a nasty mess, however I like the idea of her down in the basement doing laundry and cleaning up my foul nasty underware.

2. (dingleberry) (3371↑, 1068↓)
n. - a Klingon near Uranus

Spock needed to tear off a piece of toilet paper for his next mission - elimination of the dingleberry orbiting the black hole.

3. (dingleberry) (2493↑, 605↓)
A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink* Ouch\! Son of a bitch, that hurt\! Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

4. (dingleberry) (1279↑, 944↓)
A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.

Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

5. (dingleberry) (555↑, 495↓)
1. a small piece of feces stuck in the hairs around the anus after defacation. 2. a person who is perhaps intelligient but engages in annoying behavior

That professor just assigned a 25-page paper, what a dingleberry\!

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6. (dingleberry) (36↑, 15↓)
There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.

That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin

7. (dingleberry) (12↑, 0↓)
A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR\!\!\!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

8. (dingleberry) (31↑, 18↓)
A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry. *often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

9. (dingleberry) (58↑, 46↓)
a small piece of doodoo that hangs on an ass hair

I was doing 69 with my girl when she told me a dingleberry fell into her nostril

10. (dingleberry) (115↑, 104↓)
A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry\!

Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys\! Sure will miss the skids\!

11. (dingleberry) (64↑, 54↓)
A piece of dried and hardened [turd] that is suspended from one's [ass] hairs. They dangle freely and gracefully like wind chimes and form into many small clusters of brown crusty nuggets. It is formed when a person is expelling [fecal matter] and said person improperly wipes his fudge tunnel leaving the turd entangled in the jungle of ass hairs. Complications from having dingleberries are unwanted skid marks and irritating itches. They must be removed manually which may cause some pain and discomfort primarily because the [ass] hairs that are encrusted to the dingleberries are plucked right out of the pubic follicles. Failure to remove them may result in creation of an unbearable stench and infestation of bacterial growth accumulating all around the [anal] region and reaching parts of the [gooch].

Because of David's incompetence, his dingleberry got bigger and bigger until it stuck out of his undergarments. People walked by and commented on his shitbrick. While i was taking the Shit of the century, i was in such a hurry that forgot to wipe my ass completely. Now, i have a permanently embedded dingleberry hanging from my Babylonian ass garden. Recently, i went to my doctor and he told me that the dingleberry is growing so fast that it will be the size of a pomegranate by the time it fully grows and matures. Richard says that his dingleberries are the result of having thick ass dreads and poor anal hygiene. Andrew: Hey Kathy, lets try the 69 position. Kathy: Okay, im in. Take off your leopard skin underwear and let me suck on your man hammer. Andrew(thinks to himself): I hope she finds my dingleberries to be pleasant; i myself love snacking on a freshly plucked dingleberry during early afternoons. Kathy: Andrew\! what the fuck is shit all around your ass and [gooch]\! its getting into my nostrils and mouth and im having a hard time giving you pleasure. Andrew: Its perfectly fine Kathy. Look they taste incredible and are full of turdy goodness. Kathy: You are sick\! You better clean yourself mister, or we are through\! Andrew: Chillax kathy and have a bite of 'Andrew's Brown Safari Nuggets'.

12. (dingleberry) (14↑, 4↓)
a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole

ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry

13. (dingleberry) (435↑, 425↓)
A mass of toilet paper and feces that clings to the anus and surrounding anal hairs.

While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.

14. (dingleberry) (304↑, 294↓)
a festuring smouder of anal dreads that are formed from sloppy droppings that decend from ones anal cavity and clings to ones ring pubis.

dingle smell single smell dingle through my fray.. oh what fun it is to tug on my back yards ropey clay.

15. (dingleberry) (125↑, 115↓)
Dingleberries are found in the anal and choad region of the body. They are a combination of toilet paper and sheot. This combination is practically indestructable.

New\! Capt'n Crunch with dingleberries.

16. (dingleberry) (61↑, 52↓)
A dingleberry is very simply, a piece of fecal matter which hangs on to the ass hair within a mans ass crack ommiting an unpleasent odor which can be smelled when close to ones ass. It can also cause itching in the anal area.

Damn man, I got a case of dingleberrys. I better clean my shit better next time.

17. (dingleberry) (9↑, 2↓)
An annoying or unwanted person who latches onto others simply so they are not alone. Figuratively, like that piece of poop that latches on and does not want to let go. This person usually feels extremely uncomfortable during these situations.

There was no one to sit with at lunch today, so I awkwardly sat with a group of people I don't really talk to. I felt like such a dingleberry.

18. (dingleberry) (16↑, 9↓)
The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.

Dangit\! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again\! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin\!

19. (dingleberry) (15↑, 9↓)
Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.

I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry

20. (dingleberry) (15↑, 10↓)
A small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN.

I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.

21. (dingleberry) (11↑, 6↓)
A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle\!"

22. (Dingleberry) (7↑, 3↓)
A poo-encrusted ass dreadlock.

"That dingleberry stole my clothes while i was skinny-dipping"

23. (dingleberry) (19↑, 15↓)
Everyone knows what they are\! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?

Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie. A: dingleberry

24. (dingleberry) (45↑, 41↓)
An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.

While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle. "Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"

25. (Dingleberry) (3↑, 0↓)
-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it. -A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.

-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed. -Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance\! Mel: How? Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off. Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also\!

26. (Dingleberry) (3↑, 0↓)
a delicious treat found on your ass hairs. composed of human shit and other delicious juices. usually formed when the asshole is not sanitized or well enough after taking a shit or when one hasn't showered for a week and has tooken many shits.

Hey man got any snacks to eat at your place?" " All I have is these dingleberries." " Arn't those those balls of your shit stuck to your ass hairs?" " Yeap pretty much." "Fine I'll take some of those dingleberries." " Yea I make it into Dingleberry crunch all the time."

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27. (dingleberry) (3↑, 0↓)
A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today. Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean? Guy\!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

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28. (dingleberry) (1↑, 0↓)
1. (n) A bit of [poo] that gets caught on your [butt] hairs. 2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to. 3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst [dingleberry] yesterday, but it crusted over so fast\! 2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis\! Nobody listenin'\! 3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

29. (Dingleberry) (1↑, 0↓)
A bead of poo stuck to your arse hair.

ewww is that a dingleberry in your arse? ah yeah its been bugging me for days.

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30. (dingleberry) (1↑, 0↓)
A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See [Klingon] The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.

Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.

31. (dingleberry) (4↑, 3↓)
Aside from being more commonly known as a 'crusty ass booger', a dingleberry can be used in slang terms when referring to the gonads; i.e. balls, nuts, quervos, testicles, testes, etc.

I've got an itch on my dingleberry sack.

32. (Dingleberry) (0↑, 0↓)
A Parasitic Piece of Shit;[Turd] That Clings to Your ass hair.

That Dingleberry In My Underpants Was Cleaned Up By My Servant.

33. (dingleberry) (0↑, 0↓)
a piece of feces that is stucto your asshair. very hard to get out. i recomend using lotion.

mom hears a scream from the bathroom mom: what the hell was that? Son: Nothing mom i just ripped a dingleberry from my ass

34. (dingleberry) (0↑, 0↓)
1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or [useless] toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort. 2. An [irritating], attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame [douche bag].

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally [annoying].

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35. (dingleberry) (1↑, 1↓)
small piece of shit that clings to your ass hairs

I took a crap and just created a bunch of dingleberry

36. (dingleberry) (0↑, 0↓)
The mixture and solidification of a poop chunk with toilet paper. Usually occurs on one's butt hairs after attempting to remove larger remnants of number 2. Not to be confused with a poop chunk itself. A dingleberry always contains remnants of toilet paper.

Oh, love you have a poop chunk on your butt hair. Allow me to remove it with a butt wipe. We better use the wet ones to make sure not to make a dingleberry.- My wife actually said this...

37. (Dingleberry) (1↑, 1↓)
A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation. The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her. What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.

Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.

38. (dingleberry) (2↑, 2↓)
someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

39. (Dingleberry) (13↑, 13↓)
Noun, A small and most often a white ball of toilet paper, tissue paper or material fuzz tangled on one or more [ass] hairs or pubic hairs. Although a dingleberry is more common on men it is not uncommon on Italian or Middle Eastern women too wear during mating season. A Dingleberry, when ripe, is often brown but maybe red depending on dingleberry's anatomical location.

When Hunt bent over for the doctor a ripe dingleberry was present.

40. (DINGLEBERRY) (6↑, 6↓)
A driver who follows others too closely and does not make an effort to pass.

Look at that dingleberry, he's been on my ass for the past 30 miles.

41. (dingleberry) (3↑, 3↓)
A little ball of shit hanging from one's ass-hairs(Usually in bunches).

As Kathy licked my grundle, a dingleberry fell into her mouth.

42. (dingleberry) (2↑, 2↓)
(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts. (2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person. (3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry. (2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY. (3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

43. (Dingleberry) (11↑, 11↓)
The remains of crap in ones ass hair because of not wiping properly or from extreme diarrhea. When performing rim jobs, beware of these.

Wow, that is one big dingleberry.

44. (dingleberry) (17↑, 17↓)
its when you shit and poop gets caught in your asshair and hardens.

a dingleberry can go unnoticed

45. (dingleberry) (3↑, 3↓)
1. The meteors surrounding uranus. 2. Well...a number 1 1/2. 3. Backdoor boogers.

"Spock\!\!\! You dingleberry watch out for those [Cling-ons]\!"

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46. (dingleberry) (2↑, 3↓)
a rare type of berry from the galapagos islands.

(in the galapagos) son: mom i'm craving a dingleberry\! mom: okay, i'll pick you one right now\!

47. (Dingleberry) (1↑, 2↓)
a peice off shit hanging from a hairy ass.

Ex. OH look \! the evil bunny has a dingleberry

48. (dingleberry) (0↑, 2↓)
A pile of shit hanging off you ass hair that will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME OFF\!\!\!\!\!\! EVER\!\!\!\!\!

Teacher, can I be excused? I have a dingleberry\!

49. (Dingleberry) (1↑, 3↓)
...a little turd that sticks herself to your butt hairs if you fart too hard.

Dingleberry: A weak, stupid, expendable little piece of shit with a wet cunt and an attitude. Another words: ... a useless split tale.

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50. (dingleberry) (1↑, 3↓)
it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole\!"- guy "no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

51. (dingleberry) (0↑, 2↓)
1)noun--the single of a pair of balls. 2)noun-a peice of twisted toilet paper left hanging from the bottom after wiping.

1)Jim lost a dingleberry to testicular cancer. 2)My ass itches, I must have planted a dingleberry in the bathroom...

52. (Dingleberry) (4↑, 6↓)
A Dingleberry is the formation of loose shit, ass hair, lint, toilet paper and maybe a little dirt mixed in for good measure. Dingleberries are usually the result of not properly maintaining the asshole region and the crack of the ass. On some occasions, it seems that when a Dingleberry has been stuck to an anal hair for a few weeks, it tends to rip out the anal hairs from which it has adhered to.

Man, that Dingleberry hurt as I removed it\! But it does have a nice feel to it. Nice odor as well.

53. (dingleberry) (13↑, 15↓)
A ball of dookie stuck in one's butt hairs; an ignorant or obnoxious person.

That dingleberry really hurt when I pulled it off, or that dingleberry broke his arm again

54. (Dingleberry) (2↑, 5↓)
Piece of dried up shit stuck in your butt hairs

Billie ate bens dingleberry out of his hairy ass then took his nasty ass virginity

55. (dingleberry) (15↑, 18↓)
A dingleberry is the marriage of poo and toilet paper. That eventually entangle itself all up in your ass-pubes. Like a cacoon of particles that should have gone down with the rest.

You really don't know you are sporting a choice dingleberry unless, you are all up in your ass scratching, and damn near scream when you rip that nasty nest from your crack. It'll wake you up, and hopefully encourage a good shower to follow\!

56. (dingleberry) (1↑, 5↓)
1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away. 2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry\!

57. (dingleberry) (5↑, 9↓)
A menstruating female with long pubic hair will at times be prone to growing a dingleberry. This is the phenomenon wherein little balls made from the mixing of toilet paper and menstrual blood "dingle" from her pubic hair.

"Oh Man\! I had a shit and I found a dingleberry"

58. (Dingleberry) (4↑, 8↓)
A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.

During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.

59. (dingleberry) (19↑, 23↓)
One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

60. (dingleberry) (2↑, 7↓)
Someone who uses their Blackberry device on a toilet and then doesn't wash their hands upon completion. That Blackberry device is now tainted, thus becoming a Dingleberry.

I used my Dingleberry to text message my friends while on the toilet.

61. (dingleberry) (1↑, 6↓)
a turd hanging from ones ass hair

my ass sleeps on a dingleberry

62. (dingleberry) (55↑, 60↓)
Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

63. (Dingleberry) (1↑, 7↓)
An old, outdated, or "piece of shit" Blackberry phone.

Q: Hey, it that the new Blackberry? A: No, this is the dingleberry\!

64. (Dingleberry) (3↑, 9↓)
poo hangin out of a dogs ass.

There was a dingleberry on my carpet after my dog wiped his ass on it.

65. (dingleberry) (5↑, 11↓)
a french grandmother's word for feces or droppings.

French Grandmother: "oh no\!(prrrrt)" Stranger: "what happened?" French Grandmother: "I think I've got a dingleberry in my panties\!"

66. (Dingleberry) (5↑, 12↓)
Definition for the blackberry mobile in a deprecatingly way.

Please switch off your goddam dingleberry. We're sitting in the cinema.

67. (dingleberry) (4↑, 12↓)
a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...

hey john i have to clean my dammit dingleberry whit my own fingers because i was crapping...

68. (Dingleberry) (5↑, 14↓)
A turd that hangs out of the anus usually attached to hair.

That dingleberry is a real pain in the ass.

69. (dingleberry) (12↑, 22↓)
Little balls of shit that build up on ass hairs.

Dude\!\! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth. I would like some dingleberry pie.

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70. (dingleberry) (2↑, 12↓)
A piece of poop that comes out the anus with hairs stuck to it.

WOW, theres a dingleberry in my toilet...

71. (dingleberry) (7↑, 17↓)
Little pieces of shit stuck in the hairs in your [choda] and or asshole.

A dingleberry can be used to throw at unsuspected friends. You can also place them in others drinks or food in order to spice them up a little. If your fuckmate if kinky enough then she may perfer to have them all to herself.

72. (dingleberry) (5↑, 19↓)
The sack hung under an animals a-hole to catch the poop so it doesn't make any mess, usually attached to a camel or a donkey at fetes, fairs and festivals whilst taking people for rides.

If the camel forgot to wear his dingleberry, the carnies would be cleaning up his scat all day\!

73. (dingleberry) (16↑, 30↓)
Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.

I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.

74. (dingleberry) (5↑, 20↓)
Bunches of poo that hang from your ass crack that lazy asses dont have the time to wipe the fuck off\!

I was so freakin lazy I forgot to wipe of the little fuckin dingleberry bush\!\!\! \>_\<

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75. (dingleberry) (7↑, 23↓)
the crusty brown poop balls that stick to my unwashed ass...

when i reach into my the back of my shorts i'm searching for a golden brown dingleberry otherwise known as my brain food...

76. (dingleberry) (2↑, 20↓)
A dingleberry is a hemorrhoid.

Aunt Rosie passed on the dingleberry jam.

77. (Dingleberry) (4↑, 22↓)
A piece of shit hanging of the hair on your ass.

My friend Billy is a dingleberry. And he smells like ass too.

78. (dingleberry) (4↑, 22↓)
The accumulation of fart-dust on your ass hairs.

Evidence of a dingleberry is often found in the form of skid marks in underwear.

79. (dingleberry) (5↑, 24↓)
The peice of shit that pops back up after you flush.

A damn dingleberry; I thought I got rid of your ass \!

80. (dingleberry) (3↑, 24↓)
A ball of tangled fur, feces, and random debris that forms in the stomach hair of outside-dwelling cats and dogs, usually in the southern United States.

"We'll have to give Angus a line cut, he's picked up a dingleberry or two."

81. (dingleberry) (8↑, 31↓)
A chunk of ice or snow stuck to the underside of a car, often behind a wheel.

I kicked the dingleberry off of the car...

82. (dingleberry) (45↑, 76↓)
What grows on the rear ends of dogs in the winter.

"Damn it\! I have to trim the dingleberries off the dog again\!

83. (dingleberry) (10↑, 43↓)
a christmas tree ornement

lets put that green dingleberry on the tree, dad

84. (dingleberry) (33↑, 77↓)
somebody who is dumb, dont understand shit, so instead of callin him or her a dumbass or a stupid motherfucker or a son of a bitch you just call them a fuckin dingleberry.

i specifically told this motherfucker to bring me back a master cylinder miller and he brings me back a fuckin icehouse...what a dingleberry.

85. (dingleberry) (37↑, 102↓)
a brown piece of poo poo that hangs from one's rear, after they have just taken a massive crap and do not have the energy to wipe themselves, they simply let the poo poo hang\!\!
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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  • dingleberry — by 1973, perhaps with suggestions of DANGLE (Cf. dangle) and BERRY (Cf. berry). Attested from late 19c. through 1930s as a humorous sounding surname in comedic writing …   Etymology dictionary

  • Dingleberry — Wikipedia does not have an encyclopedia article for Dingleberry (search results). You may want to read Wiktionary s entry on dingleberry instead.wiktionary:Special:Search/dingleberry …   Wikipedia

  • dingleberry — noun a) Vaccinium erythrocarpum, the .<ref name= DARE >“dingleberry n” listed [ …   Wiktionary

  • Dingleberry — Mild friendly insult. Literal translation: Those little balls of lint that accumulate at the end of body hair. Stop playing that N Sync song you Dingleberry! …   Dictionary of american slang

  • Dingleberry — Mild friendly insult. Literal translation: Those little balls of lint that accumulate at the end of body hair. Stop playing that N Sync song you Dingleberry! …   Dictionary of american slang

  • dingleberry — 1. n. a blob of fecal matter clinging to the hairs around the anus. (Usually objectionable.) □ Is there no permanent cure for the heartbreak of dingle berries? 2. n. a stupid acting person of either sex. □ You are such a dumb dingleberry! Wise… …   Dictionary of American slang and colloquial expressions

  • dingleberry — I. ˈdiŋgəl see berry noun Etymology: dingle (of unknown origin) + berry 1. : a shrub (Vaccinium erythrocarpus) of the southeastern United States 2. : the globose dark red edible berry of the dingleberry …   Useful english dictionary

  • Dingleberry Haze — EP by The Bloodhound Gang Released November 1994 …   Wikipedia

  • dingleberry — /ding geuhl ber ee/, n., pl. dingleberries. Slang. a small clot of dung, as clinging to the hindquarters of an animal. [1920 25; perh. DINGLE + BERRY; perh. by assoc. with DANGLE] * * * …   Universalium

  • dingleberry — n 1. a piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair or wool around the anus. This orig inally rural notion (applied to sheep and, by extension, to humans) has curiously given rise to a very large number of col ourful terms throughout the English… …   Contemporary slang

  • dingleberry — din·gle·ber·ry …   English syllables

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